Happy Birthday Scott!

[Marc]

Everyone give a big shout out to Scott. It's his birthday today!

[jimbow8]

Happy Birthday, Scott!!!

.....Hajek?

[Marc]

Happy Birthday, Scott!!!

.....Hajek?

Yep, Hajek.

[Ken Valentine]

Everyone give a big shout out to Scott. It's his birthday today!

Happy Birthday Scott!

Ken V.

[Tim Hatch]

Happy Birthday Scott!

Ken V.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Hope you get some FPW books!

Tim
:cool:

[Biggles]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Hope you get some FPW books!

Tim
:cool:


Ha! He already has all of them! Paul got writer's cramp signing them all at GU-3.

[Lisa]

And it was MArc's birthday too. :-) Happy birthday to both of you!

Lisa

[jimbow8]

Well, Happy Birthday to you, too, Turd!

Why doesn't your B-Day show up in the calendar? Afraid to add your age to the profile?

[Dave]

Well, Happy Birthday to you, too, Turd!

Now that is funny! Jim, fyi, we call him Tard.

Do Americans use the term 'turd' the same as we do in the UK?

Dave

[Scott Hajek]

Well, Happy Birthday to you, too, Turd!

Why doesn't your B-Day show up in the calendar? Afraid to add your age to the profile?
I knew it was his birthday, too. I just didn't want to embarrass him. I, on the other hand, need affirmation and attention just to justify my existence. Just like Stuart Smalley.

[jimbow8]

Now that is funny! Jim, fyi, we call him Tard.

Do Americans use the term 'turd' the same as we do in the UK?

Dave

I knew that. Must've been a typo, Dave. wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know wut I mean? ;)

Don't know, how do you use it in the UK?

[Scott Hajek]

Thank you to all for the birthday wishes. The day came and went too fast. Alas, another year older. I didn't get any FPW books, but I did get "Mouse Trap" from my boys.

[jimbow8]

I knew it was his birthday, too. I just didn't want to embarrass him. I, on the other hand, need affirmation and attention just to justify my existence. Just like Stuart Smalley.
But why, Scott? You're good enough, you're smart enough, and, gosh darn it, people like you!

Happy Birthday, neighbor.

[Ken Valentine]

Thank you to all for the birthday wishes. The day came and went too fast. Alas, another year older. I didn't get any FPW books, but I did get "Mouse Trap" from my boys.

Great!

Best use for a mouse trap I have found is to put it on top of the snooze button on my clock radio.

Ken V.

[Dave]

I knew that. Must've been a typo, Dave. wink, wink, nudge, nudge, know wut I mean? ;)

Don't know, how do you use it in the UK?

Pardon my French, but turd is another expression for a steamin' pile of shit. Or a non steamin' pile, to be honest, but steamin' seemed funnier :)

The same in the US?

Dave

[Ken Valentine]

Pardon my French, but turd is another expression for a steamin' pile of shit. Or a non steamin' pile, to be honest, but steamin' seemed funnier :)

The same in the US?

Dave

Close. It's generally used to denote a solitary anal extrusion.

As in, "He may think he's hot shit, but to me, he's just a warm turd."

Smoldering sloth dung, it's getting late . . . bye.

Ken V.

[Ken Valentine]

The twists these threads go through are often absolutely bizarre!

How does a simple birthday wish turn into an international discussion of terms describing fecal matter? :rolleyes: . . . :( . . . :D

Ken V.

[Scott Hajek]

The twists these threads go through are often absolutely bizarre!

How does a simple birthday wish turn into an international discussion of terms describing fecal matter? :rolleyes: . . . :( . . . :D

Ken V.
It was MY birthday... that should explain everything....

[Marc]

It was MY birthday... that should explain everything....

So you're saying that you (and indirectly me) are big steaming piles of shit? That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me!

[jimbow8]

So you're saying that you (and indirectly me) are big steaming piles of shit?
Well, not necessarily steaming, but......yes. ;)

[Scott Hajek]

So you're saying that you (and indirectly me) are big steaming piles of shit? That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me!
Actually, I was referring to Ken's comment regarding being twisted and absolutely bizarre!

But, if being "Hot Shit" is okay with you, then please take it as a compliment.

[Biggles]

So you're saying that you (and indirectly me) are big steaming piles of shit? That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me!

Didn't I say to you: "Let me buy you a Guinness" at the bar at GU-3? Or was that someone else? Next time I'll just call you a turd instead. :D

[Ken Valentine]

It was MY birthday... that should explain everything....

Bog help us when MY birthday rolls around. :(

Ken V.